Don’t fret, go for the first blood
Take lead, nip the problems in the worst bud
When done, hit the road for the double kill
One step at a time takes you farther than standing still
Don’t miss any chance, pick the triple kill
Use what’s available, what fits the bill
If you desire m – m – m monster kill
Don’t look down when climbing up a hill
And why worry about every Jack and Jill
Sure they went up the hill but did they find ultra kill?
Follow these and you will be dominating in no time
No no, don’t praise me too much for this simple rhyme
Just focus on the right skills to hone
Soon it will be all yours, claim the Frozen throne!
P.S I wrote this poem for a friend on Facebook when a DotA related discussion was going on 🙂
Wrote it within fifteen minutes just for fun.